ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
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