Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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