i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
Worst walk of shame everrr. Hopefully the thought of me walking 20 minutes in the freezing cold with someone else's sweatpants, a bra on & high heels will cheer you up today.
Oh god there are people jogging. Fuck off productive people, you don't know me.
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
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