are you still at the devil's house?
farters have to be the big spoon...
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
My boob is missing a layer of skin
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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