Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
Turns out the creepy dude who bought us tequila shots was the friend of a friend who then got us a table and several large bottles of champagne.
Never judge a man by his mustache.
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
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