Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
Are my feet made of real feet?
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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