Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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