I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
the day after is always just damage control
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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