This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
She carried my bag of puke down the aisle and the flight attendant wouldn't move the beverage cart so she put the puke bag in the flight attendant's face and said "I have a bag of sickness!" I've never seen a cart move that fast.
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
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