I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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