You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
it hurts more in the daytime
I woke up on the side of the highway to the ppl in orange jumpsuits cleaning to comunity service. Not sure which freaked them out more... Finding a dead b ody or me not being dead
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
Posting happy birthday to my grandpa on Facebook.... Then realizing my profile pic is me dressed as a slutty cop when he used to be a police officer.
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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