Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
Don't you hate falling asleep on the couch with a glass of wine in your hand? It's like dreaming about peeing and then realizing you've peed the bed only stickier.
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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