i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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