I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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