i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
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