The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
peeing is so easy when youre drunk. you just tell your body to pee and it pees.
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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