i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
Do vagina's smell?
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
Yeah, I only wore tennis shoes under the gown. Way cooler than khakis and a shirt, but much more awkward when my parents wanted to go to dinner immediately after the ceremony and my grandmother started to unzip the gown. Stopped her before it was too late, but barely. My dad just rolled his eyes.
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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