physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I was 10 minutes late leaving for lunch today because I couldn't lose a boner. It is impossible to tuck it when your shirt is tucked in...gotta quit facebook stalking hot chicks at work
just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
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