so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
How is it that I know 4 different bartenders who won't charge me for drinks, but I can't get laid?
I feel like that japanese guy who ate all the hotdogs. Except replace hotdogs with sailor jerrys. And instead of a trophy and world record I just get a hangover at work
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