if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
Randomize
