"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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