Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
you left your dildo in my car
rules of finders keepers apply
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
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