the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
don't judge my taste in strippers
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
Panties = found
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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