I wanna bring you to show and tell
There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
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