I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
My dad is sitting where you rode me
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
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