He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
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