I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
Marry her
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
Randomize
