k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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