you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
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