I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
Why do I always have sex on the first date when I know it demotes me to booty call girl?
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
Just realized I probably only have one more wedding where I can say I fucked the bride.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
Randomize
