I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
of course. lets lasso hookers.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
Damn victory sex feels great
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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