are you so shy because you have an std?
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
Fuck me I smell like cheese
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
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