Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
well most of my day revolves around power hour
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
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