i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
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