No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
This is my life. Enjoy the view
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
Randomize
