I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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