): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
Don't worry, your car is safe with me. I am throwing watermelons out of it at mailboxes and hipster kids.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
Shame is for Republicans.
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