is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
I'm not sure that our 12-years-ago-high-school-"relationship," and 179 texts in the last 4 hours is gonna be enough to squeeze a naked smartphone picture of me. I'm gonna need some chicken wings or Makers Mark before that starts happening.
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
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