I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
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