Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
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