yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
I had to explain to my dentist that my tooth was chipped because we designated my mouth as the official way to open beer. I feel like our level of partying is no longer socially acceptable.
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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