some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
I'm sorry I keep drunk texting your boyfriend sports updates.
That's okay. He needs friends too.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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