WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
Randomize
