it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
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