Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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