Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
I want you to know I am at work super hungover and I threw up in the mop sink. I feel like you will appreciate this
You're my fucking hero
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
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