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(334): View more from Alabama

how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.

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(310): View more from California

Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.

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Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

A white limo full of drunken 30 something business people pulls up next to me and asks if they can kidnap me until 1030. If I don't make it back tonight, call someone and tell them I died gloriously

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(845): View more from New York

I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.

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(352): View more from Florida

i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?

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