There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
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