Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
If I see one more commercial for The Secret Life of the American Teenager, I'm going to punch the next teenage girl I see in the uterus and scream, "Wear a condom!"
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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