I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
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