omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
I cant help but love a girl who informs me of the pregnancy test results by emailing me a YouTube clip of Barney Stinsons not a fathers day speech.
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
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