Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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