ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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