pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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